A man in Pennsylvania had a rather confusing-written accident recently. The 38 year-old man, who just happened to be naked, drove his minivan down a local highway, and decided to climb out and get on the roof, in essence surfing on the car.
Not surprisingly, the car crashed shortly afterward. The crash launched him into some nearby woods, and he got a big cut on his side. Luckily for this blog, that’s not where the story ends.
The man then got up and went for a jog down the shoulder of the highway, because really, after an accident, the best thing to fight shock is a nude jaunt down the road. The man refused to listen to police commands to stop and had to be shocked with a Taser, which had no effect. Tackling, however, did.
Looks like someone’s been reading How To: Drive a car.