Reportin’ ain’t easy

It’s a sad story, one with which The Guys are all too familiar: Newspapers are dying, and those who don’t lose their jobs can end up with pay cuts.

Kevin Provencher, now a former sports writer at the New Hampshire Union Leader, had a plan to deal with his slashed pay. In what is surely going to end up as new series on HBO, Provencher began moonlighting as a pimp. His plan went well until the police caught up with him.

He was sentenced to two and a half years on the cops and courts beat.