Respect thy father, thy mother, thy seatbelt

Some of the stuff that we’re finding is looking like it was scripted for SNL when Haley Joel Osment would host sometime around The Sixth Sense. A six-year-old boy in Los Angeles was sentenced to driving school for a ticket his mother received in January.

It appears that the mother was blaming the son for the ticket because he would not listen to her when she told him to buckle up.

“No sir, it wasn’t me that was swaying back and forth on the road. It was the alcohol, you should sentence that instead.” Same logic.

One thought on “Respect thy father, thy mother, thy seatbelt”

  1. dude why wasn’t a six year old child in a car seat? that woman wouldnt have any issues besides her fantastic driving skills if she had just put the little bastard in the back where he supposed to be!

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