Rest easy, Arkansas

Good news, people of Arkansas (like you even have the necessary infrastructure for an Internet connection), you no longer have to worry about that huge escaped alligator anymore!

We told you last week that a gator broke out of the Governor Mike Huckabee Delta Rivers Nature Center, and was on the loose. (Mike Huckabee has not been disproven as an accomplice in the escape.) Workers found the gator a few feet from the fences, and brought him back inside.

So for our concerned readers in Arkansas, that’s now just 199,999 alligators you have to worry about.