Root for your team and risk death

If you’re sick and tired of Pittsburgh or Green Bay fans, you may soon have fewer of them to worry about, thanks to the Super Bowl. Sure, going all the way brings the bandwagon fans on board, but apparently you can die from just watching the Super Bowl.

One would think it’s the estimated 2 lbs. of cheese dip each American eats during the big game, but no, it’s actually the stress of watching that does you in. It makes your heart beat faster, and could trigger a hear attack especially if you are at risk because you smoke or are fat, which of course no NFL fans are. Tense games, especially when your team loses in a heartbreaking loss just might kill you.