There’s no easy way to break such shocking news. When your worst fears are realized, you just have to come out and say it: the city government of Leicester, England has been overrun by zombies, in what is believed to be a targeted attack by the undead.
The horde of the walking dead shuffled toward the city council building while the council was in session. Once they got there, they menacingly pressed themselves against the glass at the entrance. Latest reports are that the zeds have no yet made it inside, but come on, it’s glass. That’s not going to hold.
And we only have ourselves to blame. A week earlier, a concerned citizen forced the government, through a Freedom of Information Act request, to admit it was unprepared should the dead rise. The zombies watch the news, apparently, and exploited the admitted weakness.
Dear Leicester City Council,
Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.
Please provide any information you may have.
Yours faithfully,
Concerned Citizen
[via DB]