We’re back, citizens! It’s clear there was a lot of important news happenings out there, including the government trying to explain away the zombie plague as “bath salts.” But there’s one critical story that you need to know about. Of course, it’s about the Dutch royalty. (In other news, the Dutch have royals.)
Crown Prince Willem-Alexander, the heir to the throne, made headlines last week when he won a toilet-throwing contest. He even beat his younger brother, and won a small toilet trophy as a result. This is what happens when you have heads of state that don’t worry about being re-elected.