Saddam’s legend lives on

Remember Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator who was executed in December 2006 for crimes against humanity, including using poisonous gas on Kurds? Man, that guy was such a nut!

Because of all the good times the Iraqi people had with their wacky, ruthless dictator for so many years, it’s tough for them to accept that Captain Mustache is really gone. Yesterday would have been his birthday, and people are using it to spread rumors that he’s still alive, out there somewhere, despite the fact that we have leaked videos of both his death and his body in the morgue. Recently, a recorded phone conversation with someone who claims to be Hussein himself surfaced on YouTube, giving Iraqi conspiracy theorists even more to chew on. So it looks like the rumors may never go away.

One has to wonder, is Saddam Hussein Elvis or Tupac?