Science is beautiful, you are not

A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won’t let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way.

The best part?

All the “data”, all of the information, all of the conclusive evidence for this study was taken from Hot Or Not. No, really. This sounds like that time when I wrote a term paper on the conclusive evidence linking nuns and buckets of chum with the anthropic principle.