Are you sexy? Your answer says a lot about you — namely, how much you’ve had to drink.
Researchers at the University of Grenoble in France (of course) found that the higher the amount of alcohol in their blood stream, the higher they would rank themselves in terms of attractiveness, intelligence and sense of humor. On top of that, those studied who were not drinking alcohol but thought they were, rated themselves higher, while those who didn’t think they were drinking alcohol but actually were, rated themselves lower.
The lesson, the only sure way to feel sexier is to drink. You look better to us the more we drink.
Also, and this is true, those hard-working scientists titled the study “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”