Shortest settlement process ever

Exactly 3 months ago, SeriouslyGuys relayed to you the emotionally delicious story of a woman who was fired from Starbucks allegedly for her dwarfiosity. And like a bad case of the runs, we’re here to let you know the dramatic outcome of that story!

Drum roll please……………

There was a settlement. Yup, that’s it. Pretty super anti-climatic, huh? Coincidentally enough, Starbucks would have been taking on a part of the United States government in the lawsuit had it continued on. Mind you, the government is big and powerful, but it would have been interesting to see a large corporation take on a federal group that’s running out of money. Would half-soy double-mocha fraps be our new currency if Starbucks won? Who knows.

Also, we don’t know the actual amount given in the settlement but we can only assume that it’s more than she would be able to carry in her hands. Perhaps it’s a proportionately large (or tidy?) amount in comparison to how she measures up to a stool?