No one likes skunks, and they know it. But they are still animals, which makes them our mortal enemies. Skunks are crafty creatures, that’s why it should come as no surprise that one attacked a Wal-Mart recently.
In Illinois, a skunk snuck into a Wal-Mart, and decided to hide in a soda machine, then play the waiting game. When its presence was discovered, the workers in the store did their best to get the animal out of the machine–by poking it with a stick. Obviously, that did not work out well. The creature eventually left the machine when trappers showed up, and hid in a second soda machine.
Eventually, it was caught and “released,” which we hope is a euphemism for “sent to his skunky maker.”