Sleep not in thy church

If you get sleeping in Beantown, it is recommended you don’t take a nap in or around a church. You just might get picked up for vandalism.
In this fine country, you are innocent until proven guilty, so this blog is not going to make blanket statements like “this guy did it.” All we are saying is that he was found sleeping downstairs the day a church was discovered to have been vandalized and burglarized.
Either way, there is no napping allowed in God’s house, it seems. That kind of makes sense, though. It’s rude to go over to someone’s house and fall asleep in their basement, much less allegedly steal all of their fine silverware and oriental rugs.