Slow News Headline of the Day again

Yesterday, it was clearly a slow news day because they published studies confirming men like attractive women. Today, those same great minds are at it again. Rock stars are likely to die at a younger age than most other people. Say, that must make it one of the deadliest jobs in the world!

Of course, if you avoid things like fried banana sandwiches, drugs, or making out with a gun, it does get considerably deadlier.