Ten years from now, the world of Boston will be an entirely new place. Yes, annoying Red Sox fans (redundant?) will still live there, and you’ll be able to find plenty of weird Celtics’ fans, but what will you not be able to find? Those cigar and hookah bars that are the city is apparently riddled with, and thus need to be removed.
Yes, the Boston Public Health Commission has decided that they know what’s best for you. What’s bad for you? A smoking bar that can only affect you in a negative fashion if you willingly go into one.
Plus side: In place of the hookah and cigar bars that won’t be there anymore, you might have another Walmart or five built instead. Huzzah!
Con side: Every year from now, there will be an 8% decrease in the number of snotty hipster girls littering the city, and thus, less amount for you to hit on. Which we know you love to do.
Woah, wait a hot minute. Hookah bars in Boston are smoking establishments?
No wonder I couldn’t find any prostitutes for my bachelor party! Stupid Boston accents.
wait. Boston had Hookah bars but couldn’t figure out who Ignignokt and Err were?
you deserve everything you get, Boston.
EVERYTHING.