In our continuing coverage of how all of hell’s minions are taking over the earth and the world will come to an end, Michael Irvin has landed a reality TV show. That’s right, the man who choreographed orgies, sliced a fellow player’s neck with a pair of scissors, got caught with blow and hookers in a hotel room, is getting his own show.
Irvin will be the host of a show that has twelve players fighting for a spot on the Dallas Cowboys’ practice squad next spring. No word yet on whether the 40-yard cocaine snort will be an episode.