Happy Day After Election Day. Don’t worry, we’re not going to let you down, we brought the topical stuff for you today. We stayed up all night writing our best stuff about what happened last night. OK, I’m kidding. We may or may not have anything on the election for you, but here’s a story about Halloween!
A couple of dentists in Pennsylvania are tired of seeing kids rot their teeth with candy on Halloween, so they’re doing something about it. They are proposing to buy back candy from trick-or-treaters so they don’t get cavities. Good idea guys, pay the children not to eat candy. You’re putting yourselves out of business while encouraging kids to do take care of themselves all for the almighty dollar. Socialism!
How’s that for hard-hitting political analysis?