Earlier this week, we warned you about a monstrous abomination that had managed to get wounded, leaving part of its horrifying and gigantic body behind. Science-type folks were stumped by just what could actually have an eye the size of a softball.
Well, the the wait is over and science has identified the organ as the eye of a … swordfish.
No, not the type that mingles with Hugh Jackman, John Travolta and the ta-ta’s of Halle Berry, but the bestial kind. We’re hearing reports of cheering, but think about this: just how does a beast that big manage to lose its eye? Is there now a giant swordfish swimming in the oceans resembling Nick Fury, post-grenade? And if the swordfish lost the eye in a fight, just how big was the creature that caused it to lose said eye?