Some assembly required

Who hasn’t accidentally shred more than $6,000 in cash? I mean, it’s sort of a rite of passage. OK, so maybe it doesn’t actually happen to anyone ever–except a guy in Taiwan. Fortunately, there’s a happy ending to this story.

Last month, the man dropped a bag of $6,600 in cash in his company’s shredder. We’re guessing he was pretty upset after he did it. Why he had the bag of cash there, and why he was holding it over an industrial shredder remains unclear. However, he got the help of a forensic scientist who reassembled the bills and got the man’s money back.

We’re guessing there was an assembler’s fee.