We all know that this war we fight is constant, and it is dangerous. We’ve known that it wouldn’t be a short fight, but we didn’t realize that we had been fighting it for longer than we had declared. Folks, sometimes the War on Animals is fought in your pants, and we’re proud to say that’s a war we’re winning.
Thanks to advances in personal grooming over the past 20 years or so, doctors are reporting that cases of public lice are way, way down. Many doctors are reporting that they haven’t seen cases of crab-like lice in years, and they attribute it to waxing and shaving of the short and curlies, especially for women. So keep fighting, brave citizens!