We all know that John Mayer is a douche, crappy songwriter and overall poor excuse of a human being. Now just have it verified in print! Mayer, originator of all things horrid, apparently thinks his 6.5 years of relativity can excuse him from dropping the n-bomb in an interview with Playboy. Well Mr. Mayer, not even your fight riff can get you out of this one. Though excellent job calling out Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.