When asked whether the International Space Station could ever earn its $100 billion dollar price tag (so far), NASA official David Leckrone said, “I think it’s time to start showing what [this] station can really do.”
Leckrone then mashed some random buttons, placed his hands behind his back and stated in a British accent that, “You may fire when ready.”
He then cupped his hands over his mouth to add echoes to his “pew-pew” laser sounds, followed by waving them over a picture of the Earth to depict what we presumed was its annihilation.
Two words: space porn. A guaranteed moneymaker! A few zero-G humpfests and they’ll be profitable in no time.
That’s okay, NASA. No charge for the consultation. Just cut me in for a percentage.
It’s allegedly the only aspect to life in space that NASA hasn’t tested.
Laser guided space porn: It’s as if less than a hundred astronauts screamed out in pleasure…then silence.