Sorry to interupt today’s observance of the War on Animals, but Starbucks is in trouble!
The San Diego Superior Court has ordered the company to pay over $100 million to all of its
waiters baristas in California. They were sued by a former employee who claimed that shift supervisors were included in tip-share, which is in violation of state law.
This venti order of justice could not come at a worse time. Starbucks has been in financial trouble for almost two years now because caffeine junkies have turned their back on them in favor of quicker fixes like Red Bull, Dunkin’ Donuts and crack-coccaine.
Remember the world before Starbucks? When you had to drink a Coke to wake up in the morning? When your tongue wasn’t stained hemorrhoid brown? When you didn’t have a place to show off your Macbook?
Do you really want to go back to using PCs, having money for cigarettes and listening to Peter Cetera un-ironically?
We didn’t think so. Get to a Starbucks today, and let them know what America is really about: not drinking tea.