Study: Alcohol makes you happier, more popular

OK, not all science is bad. This week, the American Sociological Association held a meeting, and they had a very important announcement with insights that we never knew about ourselves.

Turns out, college students who binge drink have more fun.

That’s right, science has confirmed that young people like alcohol. In fact, because of the social setting of college students, those who drink more are seen as better than those who don’t, which could be why college drinkers feel so much better about themselves. That, or it’s the booze talking.

This sort of culture needs to be transferred into the office.