Just when Democrats are showing signs of finally working around obstructionist Republicans over health care reform, Democrats are tripping over their own shoes again. Rep. Bart Stupak, D-Mich., wants the reform bill to ban all funding for abortion–including by private insurers–or he and 11 other reps won’t vote for it.
Abortion, a legal medical procedure, isn’t popular. We’re with Supak: we don’t like it. Let’s force people to pay for it out of their own pockets.
But that’s not the only procedure we have a problem with. We’d also like to see stringent language ban funding for:
- Gynecology: In a way, isn’t it just gloved finger-rape of our wives and girlfriends?
- Chemotherapy: Bald, sickly people give us the heebie-jeebies.
- All Cancer Treatment in General: Almost all cancers are lifestyle-induced. How can we know if someone didn’t get cancer from smoking or kicking puppies?
As you can see, we are very morally opposed to these treatments. We’re so opposed, in fact, that rather than introduce a bill to make them illegal, we’d rather just charge the people who get them.
Maybe it’s just because I’m a girl, but I’m pro-abortion… why should anyone have to go through having a mistake baby? or get an abortion some other, some very unhealthy way? Bla bla pro-life… please, you’re giving a life to something that was unwanted and is either going to have a terrible life or die in a dumpster… I would think ending its life before it looks like something other than a fish is the better alternative, duh!
Gah, you girls and your babies. Don’t you ever think us men get tired of lawn work? Unwanted, unloved children push lawnmowers with more need to be acknowledged.