Should we start a Copy of the Day award? Because we have a humdinger of a winner:
“A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare on Tuesday that temporarily shut down a U.S. interstate highway during the morning rush hour.
“The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville.”
But, wait! There’s a Quote of the Day, too:
“‘It was no different to us than if a mattress fell off a truck,’ said transportation spokeswoman B.J. Doughty.”
If you think this story is bulls#&t, you’d be wrong.