Just a reminder: while only one person in the U.S. has died of swine flu, over 13,000 died from the regular-ass flu this year.
This message is brought to you by Purell.
UPDATE:
Ice cream cured patient zero, a little boy in Mexico.This message is brought to you by Ben and Jerry’s Neato-Burrito flavored ice cream, now approved by the AMA.
I’ll worry when a small town is wiped out within 24 hours of infection. That’s how we did a pandemic back in the old days.
Or maybe that was that suck movie Outbreak.
A movie that will have nothing on my new movie: Aporkalypse Sow!
Coming soon to an empty theater near you.