Table manners Godwinned

Next time you’re at dinner and your kids’ insistence on eating with their feet threaten your appetite, you can now correct their behavior with, “You know who else had atrocious table manners?”

According to a recently discovered secret intelligence report (found during housecleaning, so who knows what’s in your attic?), der Furher had a penchant for biting his nails, gorging on cakes and poorly engaging in conversation during meals.

However, something else interesting came up in the report: Hitler drank one or two glasses of beer with each meal of vegetables or stewed fruit. So, looks like he did drink after all … just not nearly as much as Churchill.