Australian filmmaker Baz Luhrmann is no stranger to finding ways to make things you once enjoyed very annoying.
The man who made us cheer for the dual suicides in Romeo + Juliet, scared us off of absinthe in Moulin Rouge and killed Australia has now set his sights on The Great Gatsby.
And in case you were worried that he wouldn’t throw his very best feces at one of the greatest novels in American Literature, son, you will not be disappoint: 3D.
The jazz age never looked so desperate for ticket sales.