So, in spite of rising STD and pregnancy rates, a new study claims that abstinence-only education is “working.”
If you’re anything like the Guys, you’re probably wondering, “How is that working?” Because the study moved the goalposts.
The success of abstinence-only education is now based on how many teens have sex afterwards. You know, because it’s OK if less teens have more babies and genital warts.
It may be like saying that there’s less overall crime, but there’s more rape and murder than ever. But at least we finally got littering under control!