Our strategy is working!

Today is a day of hope, a day of change. Why is that? Because today we would out we’re killing our enemies!

Teams of dedicated warriors have been picking up acorns across the U.S. in an effort to rid our country (eventually, the world) of the squirrel manace. And all over the country, acorn “crops” are down, which means the squirrel population is going to be culled this year, and if we keep up our hard work, they just might end up extinct one day.

But until then, we can certainly look forward to squirrel cannibalism.