Have you made it all the way through the week without a case of the heebie-jeebies? Well, happy Friday, because the Germans are at it again.
By “it,” we mean mailing live tarantulas to the United States by the hundreds.
One box to Los Angeles contained 300 live tarantulas, another contained 250 and a third contained only 22, but they were endangered and ginger.
Seriously, Germany, what’s up?
We won’t go into 1938-1945. But, we were good and tired of David Hasselhoff when you sent him back to us with somehow higher self-esteem. And now you’re mailbombing us with spiders?
That’s it. You’re off our Christmas card list.