Sleeping with the goldfishes

When you run a pet store, you expect order, receive and sell animals. This is a slave trade the Guys wholeheartedly agree with. But when you order some fish, you generally expect to receive some fish.

A pet store in Pennsylvania instead receive a message from the animal kingdom in the form of a human corpse. Rather than getting the fish the store ordered, instead they got the body of a 65-year-old San Diego man who the mainstream media would have you believe died of Alzheimer’s disease, but we know better.

US Airways said the delivery was a mix-up in the shipment of cargo. The body was supposed to go to a lab in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The good news is the fish did not end up getting shipped anywhere, and probably died at the airport.

(Via The Consumerist)