Tag: anarchy

Your girlfriend smells awesome, bro

Axe Body Spray, which cornered the market on making young men smell like Italians, announced a new spray for women: Anarchy. The advertisement (viewable in the link) maintains Axe’s standard of sensitivity towards women by not explicitly stating that it’s for the vaginal regions.

Personally, we hope to see mirrors of their original ads in which a young woman applies Axe (not necessarily into her baby hole) and is chased down and tackled by a group of young, fratish men. Maybe they’ll do that for their next line of women’s spray, Axe: The Accused.

Attention, anarchists

Still looking for that government-free utopia where you can live without submitting to any authority? Then get your ass to Belgium.

But you’d better hurry: Belgium’s Prime Minister, Guy Verhofstadt, is trying to settle the differences between French and Dutch residents to elect a new one. Time to put your money where your pierced mouth is and stop this from happening.

There’s still no word as to whether Belgium’s Board of Tourism will change their slogan to our proposal: “Belgium: as lawless as the rest of the world, but white.”