We’ve mentioned the fifth columnists that would betray the War on Animals in this blog before. However, they have now taken over the media.
Animal Planet will run a new series called Whale Wars, which follows the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, a group of animal lovers that hinder the Japanese warriors who put whales to good use: powering lamps and curing erectile dysfunction.
We’re shocked at this staunch betrayal by Animal Planet. In the past, they’ve entertained us by forcing puppies to play in each others’ filth (Puppy Bowl) and with comedies like Animal Police. The latter shows police catching people who don’t know how to kill their pets and just let them starve.
It’s obvious there is a liberal bias in the media, but we must remain vigilant in the War on Animals. Those traitors activists will thank us when they can leave Antarctica.
Today is an important milestone for SeriouslyGuys: we’ve hit the two-year mark. In the past year alone, we’ve made huge changes. We write more (which might be good or bad). We switched over to our own hosting and got rid of Blogger. We changed our look to blend more seamlessly into the AIDS quilt that is Web 2.0. We even consented to selling merch to pay for our hosting and domain. And we couldn’t do any of it without you, the reader, and your wallet.