Breaking News: Billy Ray chimes in on Cyrusgate!

The Guys have just received a very urgent report from the Cyrus household (via CNN):

When photographer Annie Leibovitz took pictures of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus for Vanity Fair, her father “wasn’t there at the time.”

“(Miley’s) publicist was there, and everyone seemed in control,” [Billy Ray] said. “I didn’t know they (were) gonna strip her down and wrap her with a blanket.”

Well, that settles things for this blog. Billy Ray responded quickly and responsibly after the photos nearly ruined his daughter’s life (jury’s still out on that one) over two months ago.

Who knows what other breaking news looms on the horizon?

  • An explanation from Lindsay Lohan that all her underwear was lost at the cleaners last year?
  • What’s happened in Iraq for the past year?
  • What’s happened in Afghanistan for the past seven?

Apparently, only a lot of time and moderate outrage will tell.