As a recently engaged SeriouslyGuy (Rick bit the dust first), I’ve been hearing the rounds from friends, “there goes another good one.” But one of the original bachelors, one who has been dating high-school girls for over 50 years, has finally realized he’s got no other options.
That’s right kids, Archie has popped the question and will now be forced to suppply an endless amount of hamburgers at his wedding at the expense of Jughead.