All out war inches closer

South Africa is one of the most important fronts in this war. There, it’s no longer the hit and run tactics used by the enemy, or the hit and run tactics we use with our cars. It’s becoming an all out war.

Baboons are invading towns and raiding their trash, most likely for weapons of bits of intelligence. The baboons have people surrounded, but the so-called laws in South Africa forbid humans from shooting the baboons and just being done with it.

Stop that bare-assed thief!

It’s December, which means for the northern hemisphere, it’s pretty much winter. Does that mean the animals are taking the winter off? Hell no. They’re just letting their allies to the south take over.

In South Africa, baboons are shaking down innocent drivers as they pass. They have learned to open car doors and can easily hop through an open window, allowing them to comb the car for food, demand money, assault women, whatever. Recently, a troupe of 29 of the terrible monkeys conducted an assault on a line of cars.

They’re getting smarter, and they have a better idea of where the picanic baskets are. If you’re heading to South Africa for some sightseeing, remember to bring an elephant gun.