You know, there is a reason we hunt these guys, then stuff their heads and place them on our mantles: because we are proud of killing something that tries to kill us. Just ask Joan Nutt of Colorado, who was attacked by a deer after she simply tried to pet it.
Needless to say, Colorado wildlife officials are on our side, and have euthanized the attacker. In related news we are looking deeper into the possibility of this being the same reason Bambi’s mom was dropped.