Here at SG, we’re pretty manly, and we’re proud of that. We take pride in not bothering with asking for directions, our ability to char and singe the flesh of animals is second to none and we greatly enjoy being able to pee standing up (our efficiency in the bathroom with that of a woman is 500% better).
Now, we’re not big fans of the whole rape thing, so when a dude loses his urination efficiency because of an attempt, well, we’re inclined to go along with the woman. Nonetheless …
“It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence.”
Maaaaaaybe the police in Bangladesh aren’t the brightest of people. Majorly shorn trouser snakes tend to be fairly distinctive, after all.