In an updated list of things that priests cannot do with children, the Archdiocese of Cincinnati has issued it’s reformed commando command of things priests are not allowed to do with children. The list includes such staples of the religious community no kissing, no tickling, no wrestling, lap-sitting or bear hugs either. But apparently it’s still OK to give children the “body” of a guy that’s been dead for 2,000 years as well as drink his blood.