Tag: beer pong

Specialty crappy beer now being made SPECIFICALLY for beer pong

Perhaps it was made for the inexperienced beer pong player on the go. Maybe it’s made for people who have never played the game of beer pong before. No matter what the theory, a company has decided that the grueling process of having to acquire the multitude of components for beer pong (ping-pong balls, beer, plastic cups) needed to be put together into one convenient package.

Behold, Pong Beer.

Comprised of a 30 pack of light beer and two ping-pong balls (buying two 30 packs will earn you a free set of 2 more ping-pong balls and cups), Pong Beer is slowly being rolled out in the eastern states at first, but is slowly making its way across the country. Pong Beer claims that their alcohol product is made of the highest quality and most flavorful products. If that’s so, why is it being sold for the purposes of beer pong?

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Apparently chess isn’t the best game to play drunk. Despite beer pong, Madden, pool and darts paving the way for drunken excellence while hammered, dozing off after only 11 moves during an international tournament is grounds for losing on a technicality.

In our drunk bishop’s defense though, Vladislav Tkachiev is French, so other than champagne and baguettes, we’re not sure if they can handle booze.

Finally, a sport you can play along with at home

It’s Monday morning, and for many of you, your first day back on the job since the holidays. This can mean only one thing: you are thinking about skipping out at lunch and heading to the bar closest to your office. We don’t blame you one bit.

In fact, while you’re there, you may want to brush up on your beer pong skills (assuming it can legally be played in bars where you live), because, like a Dominican national, practicing your technique could bring you to the big time.

The World Series of Beer Pong is wrapping up today in Las Vegas. There, teams have the chance to show their stuff in between dunking ping pong balls in warm water in an effort to wash off the dust bunnies and curly hairs in a totally sanitary manner. This apparently is the fourth installment of the World Series of Beer Pong, which begs the question: how did it get under our radar for so long?

Rest assured, Team SG will be there next year, and we will have our drinking shoes on.

Connecticut official narcs on most awesome game ever, dude

Are you a minor that needs to learn how to be cool? Are you a floozy on summer break who misses the stale beer stench of a dark frat house basement? Is beer pong just a little too real for you? We have the solution!

It’s “Frat Party Games: Beer Pong” for the Nintendo Wii!

But wait, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal is here to totally break up your party, brah. He is making JV Games Vice President Jag Jaeger (yes, Jaeger) un-pop his collar and change the name to “Pong Toss,” because an alcohol-themed game available to teens is “inappropriate.”

How else are they going to learn the rules of the game?

Blumenthal also put JV Games on double-secret probation.