Standing up has been unexplained thus far?

Science marches forward!

We recently told you that most of your favorite dinosaurs were not actually special at all, but simply more akin to frosted Poptarts versus unfrosted Poptarts.

Well, science has decided that it needs to blow your mind again. A new dinosaur species has been found. NEW! And even more important, it may be of large scientific consequence. Why so? Because it may be … the missing link!

Between quadrupedal dinosaurs and bipedal dinosaurs. Someone sound the anticlimactic alarm.