Most of us can agree that pollution is bad, yet it might not be worth doing anything about.
You can’t blame people for opposing air quality regulations when respiratory health is on the line. Or the climate that impacts our food supplies. Or the high price of SPF 2000 sunscreen that leaves you looking a payday shy of Sasha Grey.
But did you ever consider that pollution is breaking our hearts, you inhuman monster?
And while we’re talking about broken hearts and your business practices, let your employees go home early.
Did you even call your mother this weekend?