If you want to keep your heart healthy, you should be having sex more often, according to researchers.
Prospective cardiologist Johannes Hinrich von Borste has reviewed the data, and found that the having of the sex helps lower blood pressure. In part, because it’s a workout, but also because of the chemicals your brain releases. Von Borste also recommends eating raw garlic daily to keep your heart healthy, but doesn’t mention how you’re supposed to be knocking boots more if you have the garlic burps.
Not that The Guys have any trouble, amiright? High five!
Most of us can agree that pollution is bad, yet it might not be worth doing anything about.
You can’t blame people for opposing air quality regulations when respiratory health is on the line. Or the climate that impacts our food supplies. Or the high price of SPF 2000 sunscreen that leaves you looking a payday shy of Sasha Grey.
But did you ever consider that pollution is breaking our hearts, you inhuman monster?
And while we’re talking about broken hearts and your business practices, let your employees go home early.
Did you even call your mother this weekend?