SG doesn’t necessarily condone the cool crime of theft, but if we were, we be okay-ish with someone rappelling down a cable and stealing Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini. But if you get caught, you’re S.O.L.
Well, a teenager did attempt the above last year and was caught. Still, it’s kind of impressive in its own sort of way.
Alas, that’s where the admiration ends. The aforementioned teenager, Max Wade, who’s in jail but will be transferred out of a juvenile detention center into county butt-rape jail soon, was involved in a break-in attempt. As teenagers are wont to do and be unimpressive, it will only be listed in the history books as an attempt. Why? Because the tools involved in the break-in were sledge hammers. Against concrete walls.
Talk about needing a better breed of criminals.