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Einstein has been effectively disproved by a new study. The definitive genius theorized that “A person who has not made his great contribution to science before the age of 30 will never do so.” However, research by two economists found that the average age for Nobel Prize-worthy achievements for scientists is 48 years old. Or, as MSNBC put it, “The stroke of genius strikes later in life today.”

In response, the Science-y Twenty-somethings’ Union of Dope Science has submitted a counter-study that mostly confirms this one: “The stroke of genius strikes later in life today, but so do stroke-strokes. FACE.”