Some guy named Curtis — and it would have to be a “Curtis” to do something like this — will spend the next undetermined amount of time living the dream: suckling on ti …
What? The breast milk he’s attempting to live on has already been pumped? You know what? We hope it makes him fat.
Anyway, Curtis plans to keep us abreast (Hire us for your talk show!) on his blog as he consumes nothing but his wife’s frozen breast milk. This should take down those high-priced human breast milk lobbyists who say it’s safe to drink every day.