In 2008, Guns N’ Roses released Chinese Democracy.
2011: Duke Nukem Forever.
And now, slated for 2012: Lucasfilm will finally release George Lucas’ World War II dream project, Red Tails. Always the “next movie” Lucas promised after every turd that came out since 1988, Red Tails is the story of the Tuskegee Airman, the first African American fighter squadron and also holders of a near-perfect escort record.
What’s next? Flash Gordon 2? Maybe our uncles will finally get us the bikes they promised us for letting them watch us bathe.
Fun Fact: Southwest Virginia is not at all like the world of Breaking Bad.
These are words to live by, and yet, people still must learn them. Oh sure, there are plenty of bald men, but RV’s? Not so much. There’s not a lot of desert either. Nonetheless, that apparently did not stop two men from allegedly roaming around Southwest Virginia in their modified Jeep-cum-meth lab. Because, hey, it worked so well for Bryan Cranston, right?
Not so much. An undercover sting resulted in Christopher Paitsell and Brandon Wolfe being arrested and charged with manufacturing and possession of methamphetamine. Despite the age difference between the two, we can neither confirm nor deny if one of them runs around in a pair of tighty-whities while cooking.