Warriors, we’re in trouble.
A group of Tibetan Buddhists released 534 live lobsters back into the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Massachusetts, last Wednesday. They claim that this was part of their observance of Chokhur Duchen, or the anniversary of Buddha’s turning of the Dharma Wheel. But we know better.
There’s only one thing Buddhists are known for more than Richard Gere, and that thing is Kung Fu.