Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
So, a man walks into a tiger cage … and gets badly hurt. Bad joke? Real life can be that way.
A man snuck into the Calgary Zoo early in the morning with a friend. He then scaled the fence and climbed into an exhibit with Siberian tiger. Because, y’know, that must be a smart idea in Canada or something. Anyone from The Great North know what “Hey ya’ll, watch this” translates into?
People, we’re in a war. If you’re going to turn yourself into a martyr, then at least bring some bombs or something with you.